1 00:00:20,010 --> 00:00:21,010 Let's give this a shot. 2 00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:25,250 Hello, my name's Charles. 3 00:00:25,470 --> 00:00:32,310 I'm newly single, and I like football and 4 00:00:32,310 --> 00:00:35,910 drinking. No, that sounded like a loser. 5 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:37,710 Try it again. 6 00:00:38,850 --> 00:00:42,690 Be a little more upbeat. 7 00:00:45,770 --> 00:00:48,110 My name is Charles. I'm newly single. 8 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:53,490 I like football, drinking, and muscle cars. 9 00:00:55,610 --> 00:00:57,630 Women don't like muscle cars. Fuck. 10 00:00:58,490 --> 00:00:59,770 Try it again. Try it again. 11 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:04,830 Hello. My name is Charles. 12 00:01:05,050 --> 00:01:06,130 I'm newly single. 13 00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:08,130 And I would love to meet you. 14 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:13,190 If you have things in common that... 15 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,660 Is that that dating app? 16 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,360 Yeah. 17 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:28,220 Why are you on there? 18 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:33,640 Well, you know, your mother and I just, you know, things aren't working out 19 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:37,580 quite right. So I want to get on here and meet new people, but man, it's so 20 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:41,760 hard. I don't know how to like put myself out there. Yeah, I hate dating 21 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:45,600 It's been so long. It's kind of awkward. I don't know what to say about myself. 22 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:49,630 Well, it's okay. I'm not going to tell Mom or anything. 23 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:51,150 No judgment. 24 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,210 You are so awesome. 25 00:01:53,450 --> 00:01:55,030 I'm so lucky to have you in my life. 26 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:59,650 Well, I'm going to go to my room and study and leave you to it. Class got 27 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:02,590 canceled today, so... Really? How was college? 28 00:02:03,230 --> 00:02:04,230 It's okay. 29 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:07,070 Professor's sick, but, you know, I get a free day. 30 00:02:07,270 --> 00:02:09,630 Might as well catch up on some homework. 31 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:13,710 But really, what should I say? That really sealed the deal for me. 32 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:19,370 I don't know. I mean, I've never really been on the dating app before, so just 33 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:20,370 be yourself. 34 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:21,550 All right. Thanks. 35 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:22,910 All right. Good luck. 36 00:02:28,730 --> 00:02:29,730 Hi, 37 00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:31,410 I'm Charles, and I'm being myself. 38 00:02:33,590 --> 00:02:34,610 Take it or leave it. 39 00:02:46,670 --> 00:02:48,670 Hey, you mind if I come in? Yeah, come on in. All right. 40 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:55,650 Hey, I just wanted to say thank you so much for not bringing anything up to 41 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:57,710 mom about the whole dating habit. 42 00:02:58,110 --> 00:02:59,930 It really would have been a thorn in her side. 43 00:03:00,190 --> 00:03:01,168 Yeah, of course. 44 00:03:01,170 --> 00:03:04,270 It's okay. I mean, you know, we all have to move on, right? 45 00:03:04,910 --> 00:03:07,850 I kind of understand what you've been going through, too. 46 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:10,770 Yeah? I just broke up with my boyfriend. 47 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:12,210 Oh, sweetie. 48 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:17,260 Yeah. Turns out he's been cheating on me this whole time with some girl I go to 49 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:18,260 school with. 50 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,920 Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry. Come here. 51 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,839 It's okay. 52 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,140 I must be so hard on you. 53 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:28,280 Yeah, I was a little hurt at first, but, you know, dating's hard. 54 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:30,400 Don't tell on me. 55 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,600 And I guess getting back into it's even harder. 56 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:35,640 Especially at my age. 57 00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:38,120 I feel so rusty and out of touch. 58 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,400 No. 59 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,100 Sometimes I don't even know if I know how to touch a woman anymore. 60 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:43,459 It's been so long. 61 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:45,500 That's not true. You're going to find someone. 62 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:49,740 Maybe. I don't know. 63 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:57,220 And, you know, I heard that the best way to get over someone is a rebound. 64 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:05,060 So, you know, maybe since we're both in kind of the same situation, you know, 65 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,720 maybe we could be each other's rebound. 66 00:04:11,850 --> 00:04:16,290 Are you insinuating... We're both single now, aren't we? 67 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:19,649 You're my stepdaughter. That's not even morally right. 68 00:04:20,149 --> 00:04:21,149 Yeah, exactly. 69 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:24,110 You're not even my real dad. You just married my mom. 70 00:04:25,570 --> 00:04:29,630 I'm not going to tell her about the dating app. I don't have to tell her 71 00:04:29,630 --> 00:04:30,630 this, too. 72 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,230 This is starting to feel a little uncomfortable. 73 00:04:35,130 --> 00:04:36,130 I'm sorry. 74 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:38,850 I think you're beautiful. 75 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:42,910 I do. And you're so charming. Everything about you. 76 00:04:43,190 --> 00:04:44,190 You're sweet. 77 00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:49,650 I mean, you're beautiful and you're so sweet. Thank you. You're sweet. 78 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:57,830 You're sure you don't want to have a little fun? I mean, come on. 79 00:04:58,150 --> 00:05:00,070 We could have some fun, Daddy. 80 00:05:01,070 --> 00:05:03,230 I haven't been fucked in so long. 81 00:05:10,730 --> 00:05:12,470 tempting. My God. 82 00:05:13,450 --> 00:05:15,430 And I'm really horny, too. 83 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:21,910 God, your body is... I can't. I know. 84 00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:25,090 Come on, Daddy. It'll be fun. 85 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:31,770 We can just do this for a little bit. Be each other's fuck buddies and then find 86 00:05:31,770 --> 00:05:33,390 someone else. 87 00:05:35,270 --> 00:05:39,790 Does anyone see us? Would you close your legs? 88 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,840 You really don't want to play? 89 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:52,520 Oh, my God. Of course I want to. You are absolutely beautiful. 90 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:55,320 It'll be our little secret. 91 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,860 We better just keep this our secret. 92 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,400 I feel so good, Daddy. You smell so good. 93 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:28,980 Oh, my God. 94 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:33,340 Am I doing a good job? Yes. 95 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,720 Oh, my God. 96 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:40,260 You're so much better at that than my ex. 97 00:12:54,700 --> 00:13:01,180 feel good better than mom's this 98 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,120 is exactly what i needed 99 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:29,550 You like it? 100 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,370 I love it, Daddy. 101 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:33,470 Dominating. 102 00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:36,450 Are you going to dominate my little pussies? 103 00:25:39,150 --> 00:25:40,150 Pretty good rebound. 104 00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:35,540 You're so mine. 105 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,400 Healthy lifestyle. 106 00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:43,680 You think we could do this again? 107 00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:49,180 Just until I find someone else, I guess.